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Whoa lady, what are you thinking? I'm talking, of course, about Frieda Birnbaum, a 60 year old woman in New Jersey who just gave birth to twins. She said she wants to be a role model. I have to wonder for whom.. When asked why, she said wanted a sibling for her 6 year old. Sheesh lady, take a trip to the pound and get your kid a dog. How did you end up with a 6 year old? Was that an accident?

You're 60 lady, are you really in a position to care for two infants? What about 5 years from now; will you be able to get up in the morning to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for your boys for school? Imagine their high school graduation, when they point you out to their friends - "that's our mom out there, right, the one with the drool bucket."

And just how did Freaka (my new name for her) end up with child, you ask? No, it wasn't the old fashioned way (public toilet seat) - she went to South Africa to be treated at a "center that specializes in in-vitro fertilization of older women." Please people, don't you have something better to spend your money on?