Prince Albert in a Can

Years ago, we used to make prank phone calls. One of the more popular ones was calling a tobacco shop and asking "do you have Prince Albert in a can?" The shopkeeper would respond "yes" and we would respond "you better let him out, he can't breath!" Ha ha ha.. I guess it was funnier as a fifth grader.

Who knows, maybe in a year or two, we'll be calling a federal penitentiary and asking "Do you have Alberto Gonzalez in the can?" And we can respond "let him out, we have an opening for him at the World Bank."

I don't get these people. Alberto said "I did nothing improper" when question about firing the various state attorney generals. Uhm, right, nothing. You lied. Remember? You said "I knew nothing about this." And then were confronted with emails to the contrary and you changed your story. Ask Scooter Libby, he'll tell you it's wrong. Ask a fifth grader, she'll agree.

Wait, you didn't know that lying was wrong? Perhaps you can use that as your defense, plead innocent on account of insanity because you're incapable of distinguishing right from wrong?