Monday, March 19, 2007

Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do

I'm just not getting this story.. Let's see, the bear's mother abandons him and his brother; his brother eventually dies, and now he must die because, well, because if he was in the wild he would have died too?

What the hell are you people thinking? Are you actually thinking? Are you on crack? Maybe you misunderstood - we're talking about a polar bear not a polar beer. They're different. It's perfectly acceptable to kill a beer, even expected in most locations. Killing a bear is different, in a slightly subtly way.

It's because his mother abandoned him, huh? And he would have died if left in the wild? Wake up. He's not in the wild. He's in a zoo. Someone captured his mother, she somehow became pregnant (perhaps you forced a male on her?) and had kids.

The "wild" is ever-shrinking. It's entirely possible that the wild won't exist in a few years - the habitat of Polar Bears will become nothing more than "just another place to drill for oil." Will it be ok to raise Knut in a zoo then?. Would that make you change your minds? No, I suspect not. Should we apply your approach to wildlife on a broader scale? Start euthanizing orphans? You, Artful Dodger, come here, I've got something special for you..

Wake up.. Sheesh.. Get your heads out of your asses. Save a polar bear, buy carbon credits.

1 Comments:

At 3:23 PM, Blogger Tom said...

"The zoo must kill the bear." -> Yeah, its no wonder most Americans think that environmentalists, animal rights, and democrats in general are crazy, unrealistic people that should be shunned and ignored. I would love to see some environmentalists truly embrace their message of zero impact. How about they go out into the wilderness (can I choose which one they go to?) and live off the land the way people used to (assuming they didn't negatively impact the environment but we all know that they really did -> check out "Collapse" by Jared Diamond) and see how long their weak asses survive without their lattes and iPods. And while we're on the subject of crazy as people what's up with global warming? Buy carbon credits? Are you kidding me? Can I start selling carbon credits too? You should pay me some money since I rode my bike to work today and you drove your car. Have you ever heard of "snowball earth"?

 

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