The Orgasmatron 2000

Ethel and I hit the mall yesterday in search of some pre-Thanksgiving bargains. Along the way, we stopped in a Brookstone to see if they carried a remote for our Roomba (kind of cheesy that it came without one, and our Logitech Harmony doesn't seem to control it). We didn't find a remote, but we did find an OSIM iGallop.

Wow! This is exercise? It didn't look like something that should have been out in the middle of the; it seemed a better fit behind a curtain somewhere, with an employee out front checking the IDs of people who wanted to see it.

We wanted to take a closer look at it, but a woman had mounted it was trying it out (while her husband longingly looked on) and much like a dog with a bone, she didn't look like she was going to be letting go of it anytime soon.