According to CNN

According to a CNN poll, 40% of all Americans are morons. Another one percent are complete morons. People, people, what are you thinking? The president is doing a good job? Where do you get your news? Right, Fox News, I knew that.

Maybe the survey questions were confusing? Maybe when the pollster asked "Is President Bush doing a good job?" you thought the question was "Is President Bush doing a good job at covering his ass?"

Right, he's made America safe from terrorists, so all of the people who've lost their homes can sleep better (under the bridge down the road, on the park bench covered in newspaper) knowing that they're not likely to get dirty bombed anytime soon.

Do you think he's setting a good example for your kids? Does little Billy Joe say he wants to grow up and be president?

If I can find the phone number for you, will you call CNN and apologize and tell them you misunderstood the question?