Christine

It's totally freaky. Have you seen the movie Christine? That's been my life lately. Ethel and I met some friends for dinner downtown, and while we sat at the restaurant, a new retro Dodge Challenger kept driving by - this car:


Ok, no biggie, maybe the guy was looking for a place to park. But then yesterday I left for work, and the car was there again, sitting out in front of my house.

Sure, maybe two twice in two days is a coincidence, but then it was there again this morning, around the corner from my house. It's as if this car is stalking me.

Leave me alone. I don't want you. I get over 50mpg and am quite happy with my Prius. You, on the other hand, get around 2mpg. Do the math.