Cat Scratch Fever

I was reading a story - this lady had a couple of cats and they were destroying her furniture with their claws. Like many people she decided the solution was to have the cats declawed.

Stupid lady. They call it declawing, but it's really "cutting off their toes" - sounds less pleasant, doesn't it? It reminded me of something a friend of a friend said one night - "they use a laser, so it's ok." Right. Lasers make it ok. It's part of their foot; it's not ok (but getting them fixed is, hmmm). Maybe you should get a goldfish instead.

It reminded me of a movie - not a favorite, but one that will be forever burned in my mind, much like when Ray first appeared legless in ER.