Frosty the Snowman

I was watching Frosty last night and saw a couple of things worth noting:

1. Even back in 1969 when the cartoon was made, people were ignoring global warming. You can tell because Frosty says that the North Pole is the only place he can go to avoid melting. We all know (most of us anyway, hint hint) that even the North Pole isn't immune to its effects. Frosty's destined to be a cloud of Christmas steam.
   
   
2. The song goes:Publish Post

   ...
   He led them down the streets of town
   Right to the traffic cop.
   And he only paused a moment when
   He heard him holler "Stop!"
   ...
   

   There you have it, the origin of society's belief that traffic laws don't need to be obeyed.

Maybe it's time for a newer, better Frosty. One who is not ignorant of the world around him, or the law. And while we're redoing him, let's lose the corn cob pipe, and maybe go with "two eyes made out of tofu"?