Freak Show

I'm not a big fan of capital punishment; but sometimes I have to wonder if maybe some people should be put out of their own misery.

Take John Mark Karr for example. A month or two back, he confessed to killing JonBenet Ramsey. Because of this, he was whisked out of Thai Police custody (where he was potentially facing charges for some child porn-related things?) and flown back to the US - business class no less (cha-ching!), where DNA evidence showed that he could not have killed JB.

Ok, so maybe he thought that he had killed JB. Right, I can believe that. But now he's on Larry King and saying that he knows nothing about his confession? That's just messed up. Dude, what kind of drugs did you take?

Wait, I've got it. John - are you looking for a new job? Mark Foley's seat has opened up. Based on your past performances, it seems like something right up your alley, no?